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My Kids Are Buttheads Goat Hoodie – Funny Goat Mom Pullover

$39.00 USD
Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 29 Jan and Friday, 06 Feb.

Some people have kids that talk back.

Some of us have kids that headbutt fences.

The My Kids Are Buttheads hoodie is for goat owners who answer “How many kids do you have?” with a straight face — and mean goats. If your daily routine includes hay, sass, and at least one questionable decision involving livestock, this hoodie fits right in.

It’s warm, soft, and made for real life on the farm. Wear it for early morning chores, cold barn nights, feed store runs, or anywhere you’re likely to run into someone who understands goat humor. The relaxed fit makes it easy to layer, and the front pocket comes in handy for cold hands or whatever ends up in your pockets during chores.

The design says exactly what needs to be said. Goat people will laugh. Everyone else will ask questions.

Hoodie Details

  • Soft cotton face with a cozy, warm feel
  • Made from a ring-spun cotton and polyester blend
  • Front pouch pocket for everyday use
  • Matching drawstrings and clean finish
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Holds up well to regular wear

This hoodie makes a great gift for goat moms, homesteaders, farm wives, or anyone whose “kids” have hooves and opinions.

Because some kids are loud.

Some kids are messy.

And some kids are buttheads — proudly.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

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  • We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
  • Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2-3 business days.
  • Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
  • Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.

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