Crazy Goat Lady

Things I Do in My Spare Time – Sarcastic Goat Owner Shirt

Name: Things I Do in My Spare Time – Sarcastic Goat Owner Shirt
Brand: Crazy Goat Lady
SKU: 9463917_9374
Price: 28.44 USD
Availability: InStock

$28.44 USD

Color: Heather Prism Lilac

Size: S

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 29 Jan and Friday, 06 Feb.

Your idea of “free time” looks a little different than everyone else’s—and this shirt gets it.

The “Things I Do in My Spare Time” goat t-shirt is for goat people who laugh every time someone asks what they do for fun. Fix fences. Chase goats. Clean up after goats. Listen to goats scream. Repeat. Spare time? That is spare time.

This tee lays it all out with a simple, sarcastic design that only fellow goat owners truly understand. Wear it to the feed store, school pickup, farmer’s market, or anywhere you’re guaranteed to meet someone who says, “Oh wow… that’s accurate.”

It’s soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for long chore days—or for explaining (again) why goats aren’t just “farm pets.”

T-Shirt Details:

Soft, breathable fabric that’s comfortable all day
Made from combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)
Classic unisex fit that works for barn life and everyday wear
Pre-shrunk so it holds its shape wash after wash
Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

This shirt makes a great gift for goat owners, homesteaders, farm moms, and anyone whose “hobbies” revolve entirely around goats—whether they admit it or not.

Because goat ownership doesn’t come with free time.

It just comes with more goats.

If you ever do get spare time, a goat will immediately need something.

Goat life isn’t glamorous—but it’s funny, chaotic, and full of stories. This shirt tells yours without saying a word.

👉 Wear it proudly. You earned it—probably while fixing a fence.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61

Shipping Policy:

We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2-3 business days.
Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.

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