Crazy Goat Lady

“I Used to Have Money, Now I Have Goats” T-Shirt – Funny Goat Owner Shirt

Name: “I Used to Have Money, Now I Have Goats” T-Shirt – Funny Goat Owner Shirt
Brand: Crazy Goat Lady
SKU: 8692846_9575
Price: 44.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$44.00 USD

Color: Black Heather

Size: XS

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 29 Jan and Friday, 06 Feb.

This shirt is not a joke. It’s a financial statement.

If you’ve ever looked at your empty wallet and then looked at your goats… you already understand this shirt. The “I Used to Have Money, Now I Have Goats” t-shirt is for anyone who willingly traded disposable income for hay bills, feed receipts, fencing upgrades, and animals that eat like royalty.

Soft, comfortable, and easy to wear, this goat shirt is made for real life—barn chores, feed store runs, homestead days, and awkward conversations with people who ask why you don’t travel anymore.

Shirt Details:

Soft cotton fabric that’s comfortable all day
Unisex fit that works for men and women
Holds up to regular washing, chores, and goat hair
Easy to layer under hoodies, chore coats, or flannels
Funny goat saying that every goat owner relates to immediately

This shirt tends to get laughs from other goat people and sympathetic nods from farmers who know exactly where their money went, too.

Each shirt is made to order, which helps cut down on waste and keeps things small-batch and intentional—just like most goat operations start out.

Because money comes and goes…

But goats? Goats are forever (and expensive).

If you still think goats are cheaper than therapy, wait until fencing season.

Goat ownership isn’t about saving money—it’s about choosing joy, chaos, and stories you’ll laugh about later. This shirt tells that story without saying another word.

👉 Wear it proudly. The goats already spent the money anyway.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

Shipping Policy:

We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2-3 business days.
Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.

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