This shirt says what every goat owner is already thinking.
If you raise goats, you know the truth: they’re lovable, ridiculous, and fully committed to headbutting things that don’t deserve it. This “My Kids Are Buttheads” t-shirt is for goat moms, goat dads, and anyone whose barn kids have horns and an attitude.
Soft and comfortable enough for everyday wear, this shirt works just as well for morning chores as it does for feed store runs, farm events, or explaining your life choices to strangers.
Shirt Details:
- Soft, lightweight fabric that’s comfortable all day
- Unisex fit that’s easy to wear and easy to layer
- Durable print that holds up to washing, chores, and goat cuddles
- Great for barn life, homestead living, and casual wear
- Goat humor that only real livestock people truly understand
This shirt tends to start conversations with other goat owners and confuse people who think you’re talking about human children. Both outcomes are acceptable.
Each shirt is made to order, which means no mass production and less waste—just a shirt made for someone who understands goat chaos firsthand.
Because your goats may be sweet…
But they are also absolutely buttheads.
If you’ve ever been headbutted while filling a feeder, this shirt is basically farm documentation.
Goat ownership isn’t about perfection—it’s about laughing through the chaos and wearing it proudly. This shirt fits right into that life.
👉 Grab yours and let your shirt do the explaining.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |