At some point, the line between “I just like goats” and “Yep, this is my whole personality now” disappears.
The Crazy Goat Lady t-shirt is for women who didn’t plan on becoming goat-obsessed… but absolutely leaned into it once it happened. You know their names, their attitudes, their escape routes, and exactly which one is about to start trouble.
The playful goat graphic paired with “Crazy Goat Lady” says it all. No explanations needed. Goat people will smile. Non-goat people might stare. That’s fine — you’ve got chores to do.
This tee is soft, comfortable, and made for real life with goats. Wear it to the barn, the feed store, school pickup, or family gatherings where someone inevitably asks, “So… how many goats do you have now?”
Shirt Details:
- Soft, lightweight fabric that’s comfortable all day
- Made from combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)
- Classic unisex fit that works for barn chores and everyday wear
- Pre-shrunk to help it keep its shape wash after wash
- Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
This shirt makes a perfect gift for goat moms, homesteaders, farm wives, or anyone who proudly answers to the title Crazy Goat Lady.
Because goats aren’t just animals.
They’re a lifestyle choice… with opinions.
If someone calls you a Crazy Goat Lady and you smile instead of correcting them — you’ve accepted your fate.
Goat ownership isn’t about being normal. It’s about joy, chaos, and wearing your goat obsession proudly. This shirt does exactly that.
👉 Put it on. Own it. The goats already do.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |