Every herd has one goat who thinks he’s in charge.
This shirt is for him.
The Chief Butthead t-shirt is for goat owners who know exactly which billy runs the show—and causes the most trouble doing it. Loud, stubborn, confident, and absolutely convinced he’s the boss, this design says what everyone on the farm is already thinking.
Soft, comfortable, and easy to wear, this tee works just as well for barn chores as it does for feed store runs or casual days off. It’s a simple design with a bold message that goat people instantly understand.
Other goat owners will laugh.
Non-goat people will ask questions.
You’ll probably have stories.
Shirt Details:
- Soft, breathable fabric with just the right amount of stretch
- Made from combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)
- Classic unisex fit that’s comfortable without feeling boxy
- Pre-shrunk so it keeps its shape after washing
- Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
This tee makes a great gift for goat dads, billy owners, herd managers, or anyone who lives with a goat that has way too much confidence and zero respect for fences.
Because every herd has a leader.
And sometimes… he’s a butthead.
Wear it like a badge of honor.
The Chief already approves.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |