Crazy Goat Lady

“Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy Goats” T-Shirt – Funny Goat Owner Tee

Name: “Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy Goats” T-Shirt – Funny Goat Owner Tee
Brand: Crazy Goat Lady
SKU: 1625141_9552
Price: 34.04 USD
Availability: InStock

$34.04 USD

Color: Red

Size: XS

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 29 Jan and Friday, 06 Feb.

This shirt is basically a budget breakdown.

If you’ve ever looked at your bank account and then looked at your goats and thought, yeah… worth it, this t-shirt is for you. The “Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy Goats (Which Is Pretty Much the Same Thing)” tee says exactly what goat people already know.

Soft, comfortable, and easy to wear, this shirt works for everyday life—barn chores, feed store trips, goat shows, or explaining to non-goat people why your money disappeared.

The design is bold, funny, and honest without trying too hard. Goat folks will laugh. Non-goat folks might ask questions. Both outcomes are acceptable.

Shirt Details:

Soft, lightweight fabric that’s comfortable all day
Made from combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)
Classic unisex fit that’s easy to move in
Pre-shrunk so it keeps its shape
Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

This shirt makes a great gift for goat owners, homesteaders, farmers, or anyone who has accepted that happiness comes with hooves and a feed bill.

Because money comes and goes…

But goats eat forever.

If someone says goats are expensive, nod politely. You already know the truth.

Goat ownership isn’t about saving money—it’s about choosing joy, chaos, and stories you’ll be telling for years. This shirt tells that story without you saying a word.

👉 Wear it proudly. The goats already spent the money anyway.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

Shipping Policy:

We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2-3 business days.
Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.

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