Crazy Goat Lady

“Driving My Husband Crazy One Goat at a Time” T-Shirt – Funny Goat Wife Tee

Name: “Driving My Husband Crazy One Goat at a Time” T-Shirt – Funny Goat Wife Tee
Brand: Crazy Goat Lady
SKU: 4741372_9527
Price: 33.44 USD
Availability: InStock

$33.44 USD

Color: Black

Size: XS

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 29 Jan and Friday, 06 Feb.

Somewhere between “just one goat” and “how did we end up with this many,” this shirt was born.

The “Driving My Husband Crazy One Goat at a Time” t-shirt is for wives who didn’t mean to collect goats… it just kind of happened. One goat turned into two, two turned into four, and now your husband just sighs and helps fix the fence.

This shirt is soft, comfortable, and made for everyday wear—barn chores, feed store runs, school pickup, or family gatherings where someone inevitably asks if you’re done buying goats yet.

The design says exactly what needs to be said, with humor goat people instantly understand. Other goat owners will laugh. Your husband will recognize himself immediately.

Shirt Details:

Soft, lightweight fabric that’s comfortable all day
Made from combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)
Classic unisex fit that’s easy to move in
Pre-shrunk so it keeps its shape wash after wash
Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

This tee makes a great gift for goat wives, farm moms, homesteaders, or anyone whose spouse has learned to tolerate goats… slowly.

Because goats don’t just test fences.

They test marriages.

And somehow, everyone survives.

If your husband says “no more goats,” that usually means after kidding season.

Goat ownership isn’t about restraint—it’s about joy, chaos, and adding goats one questionable decision at a time. This shirt fits right into that story.

👉 Wear it proudly. He married into this.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

Shipping Policy:

We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2-3 business days.
Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.

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