Crazy Goat Lady

“The Goat Whisperer” T-Shirt – Funny Goat Owner Tee

Name: “The Goat Whisperer” T-Shirt – Funny Goat Owner Tee
Brand: Crazy Goat Lady
SKU: 6409010_9578
Price: 34.04 USD
Availability: InStock

$34.04 USD

Color: Heather Prism Lilac

Size: XS

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 29 Jan and Friday, 06 Feb.

Some people talk to plants.

You talk to goats. And they actually listen… sometimes.

The “Goat Whisperer” t-shirt is for the person in the herd who somehow gets the wild ones to calm down, the fence jumpers to come back, and the drama queens to settle—at least long enough to finish chores. If goats respond to your voice more than anyone else’s, this shirt fits.

Soft and easy to wear, this tee is made for real goat life. Toss it on for chores, farm errands, goat shows, or days when you’re once again explaining goat behavior to people who think they’re “just animals.”

The design is simple, playful, and confident—no need to explain yourself. Other goat owners will get it immediately.

Shirt Details:

Soft, lightweight fabric that’s comfortable all day
Made from combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)
Classic unisex fit that works for barn life and everyday wear
Pre-shrunk so it keeps its shape
Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

This shirt makes a great gift for goat moms, herd managers, homesteaders, and anyone who has earned the unofficial title of “the one the goats listen to.”

Because goat whispering isn’t magic.

It’s patience, snacks, and knowing exactly who’s about to cause trouble.

If the goats behave better for you than anyone else, congratulations—you didn’t choose this role. It chose you.

Goat ownership isn’t about control—it’s about connection, chaos, and learning their language. This shirt says you speak it fluently.

👉 Wear it proudly. The goats already know who’s in charge.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

Shipping Policy:

We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2-3 business days.
Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.

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