Some people lift weights.
You lift feed buckets and sprint after goats who think it’s a game.
The I Work Out. Just Kidding. I Chase Goats t-shirt is for goat owners who get their daily cardio the hard way. No gym membership required when you’re rounding up escape artists, fixing fences, and jogging across the pasture in muddy boots.
This classic unisex tee has a more structured fit that holds its shape without feeling stiff. It works just as well for chores, feed store runs, fairs, or days when someone asks how you stay so active. The answer is right on your shirt.
The design says what goat people already know — chasing goats counts as exercise, whether anyone else agrees or not.
Shirt Details:
- Structured, classic fit that sits nicely without clinging
- Made from durable cotton for everyday wear
- Holds its shape through repeated washes
- Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
- Double-stitched sleeves and hem
- Comfortable for chores, errands, and long farm days
This shirt makes a great gift for goat owners, farm wives, homesteaders, and anyone whose workout routine includes yelling a goat’s name across the field.
Because goats don’t care about your fitness goals.
They care about freedom.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |