This hoodie pretty much sums it up. There’s no gym routine here—just daily cardio courtesy of goats that don’t feel like cooperating.
The I Work Out Just Kidding I Chase Goats hoodie is made for goat owners who get their steps in chasing escape artists, wrangling stubborn personalities, and wondering how chores turned into a workout. It’s comfortable, warm, and easy to throw on for chores, feed runs, or cooler mornings around the farm.
The fabric is soft with a relaxed unisex fit that works for everyday wear. The front pouch pocket is perfect for cold hands, treats, or whatever you found in the barn aisle, and the hood adds extra warmth when the weather turns.
This hoodie is a solid choice for goat owners, homesteaders, and anyone whose idea of exercise involves livestock instead of treadmills. It also makes a great gift for people who laugh because it’s painfully accurate.
Hoodie Details:
- Soft, cozy fabric with a comfortable everyday fit
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
- Medium-weight fleece that holds up well
- Air-jet spun yarn for a smooth feel and reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Front pouch pocket
- Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Double-needle stitching for durability
Each hoodie is made to order to avoid overproduction. It takes a little longer to ship, but it helps keep things responsible—and worth the wait.
Because chasing goats counts as cardio. Whether the gym agrees or not.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
| 4XL |
33 |
32 |
| 5XL |
34 |
34 |