Crazy Goat Lady

“Let’s Be Honest: I Was Crazy Before Goats” Goat Owner T-Shirt

$25.01 USD

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Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 29 Jan and Friday, 06 Feb.

Let’s just clear something up right away — the goats didn’t make you crazy. They just showed up and made it obvious.

The “I Was Crazy Before Goats” t-shirt is for people who already had personality… and then added goats. It’s for the ones who hear “you must be crazy” a little too often and have decided to lean into it.

This shirt fits right into everyday goat life. Wear it for chores, feed store runs, fence repairs, school pickup, or anywhere someone might ask how many goats you have now. The design says what most goat owners already know — the chaos was there long before the hooves showed up.

Soft, comfortable, and easy to wear, this tee is made for real use, not just photos. It holds up through long days, multiple washes, and conversations you’ve had a hundred times about why goats are worth it.

Shirt Details:

Soft, lightweight fabric that’s comfortable all day
Made from combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)
Classic unisex fit that works for everyday wear
Pre-shrunk so it keeps its shape wash after wash
Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This shirt makes a great gift for goat owners, farm wives, homesteaders, and anyone who accepts that “normal” was never really the goal.

Because goats didn’t cause the madness.

They just joined it.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

Shipping Policy:

We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2-3 business days.
Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.

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