Crazy Goat Lady

“My Kids Are Buttheads” Goat T-Shirt – Funny Goat Owner Tee

Name: “My Kids Are Buttheads” Goat T-Shirt – Funny Goat Owner Tee
Brand: Crazy Goat Lady
SKU: 7745508_9578
Price: 34.04 USD
Availability: InStock

$34.04 USD

Color: Heather Prism Lilac

Size: XS

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Thursday, 29 Jan and Friday, 06 Feb.

This shirt says what every goat owner is already thinking.

If you raise goats, you know the truth: they’re lovable, ridiculous, and fully committed to headbutting things that don’t deserve it. This “My Kids Are Buttheads” t-shirt is for goat moms, goat dads, and anyone whose barn kids have horns and an attitude.

Soft and comfortable enough for everyday wear, this shirt works just as well for morning chores as it does for feed store runs, farm events, or explaining your life choices to strangers.

Shirt Details:

Soft, lightweight fabric that’s comfortable all day
Unisex fit that’s easy to wear and easy to layer
Durable print that holds up to washing, chores, and goat cuddles
Great for barn life, homestead living, and casual wear
Goat humor that only real livestock people truly understand

This shirt tends to start conversations with other goat owners and confuse people who think you’re talking about human children. Both outcomes are acceptable.

Each shirt is made to order, which means no mass production and less waste—just a shirt made for someone who understands goat chaos firsthand.

Because your goats may be sweet…

But they are also absolutely buttheads.

If you’ve ever been headbutted while filling a feeder, this shirt is basically farm documentation.

Goat ownership isn’t about perfection—it’s about laughing through the chaos and wearing it proudly. This shirt fits right into that life.

👉 Grab yours and let your shirt do the explaining.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

Shipping Policy:

We ship to all locations within the United States and internationally.
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 2-3 business days.
Shipping rates will vary based on the size and weight of the item(s) and the destination.
Expedited shipping options are available for an additional cost.

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